Aug
11
5:30 PM17:30

Hilltop Festival at Friendship Haven

And so we’re back, from outer space, we just came to Friendship Center to rock the whole dang place! We knew we’d be back to sing songs in other keys, how could we deny you the pleasure of seeing my friends and me! So go on now go, go to this show, don’t make other plans cause they’re not welcome anymore. Weren’t you the show with the Panda Cookie? Didn’t think it crumbled because it was so dang tasty!

Oh now come, don’t be afraid, we’ll play a fun show and then just hope that we get paid.

We’ve got all night to party, no way you’ll be dismayed, the dance moves, horns, and show will be on full display!

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Jul
22
5:00 PM17:00

Clive Festival

Nothing but Clive makes you fee alive, let’s get after it! This is a special show for us because Clive has been pretty much the hometown for a number of years, we couldn’t be more excited to be invited to throw down for the hometown heroes. That being said, we are going to hip thrust and and play feral wild funk for a good three hours to get you guys warmed up for the night! We are just the start of the evening so make sure to save some of your body and strength for the headlining act!

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Jul
21
5:30 PM17:30

Rendevous On Riverview!

Let’s get it on at Riverview on July 21st! We have been wanting to perform out here for a while so we are totally honored to be invited this year to this amazing event. It is all ages so bring your families, co-workers, mistresses and manstresses, it’s for everybody! Show starts at 5:30 so this is the perfect way to kick off another gorgeous weekend in Iowa Summer. Got to enjoy it while it lasts!

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Jul
3
9:00 PM21:00

Valley Junction 4th of July Celebration ( Actually On July 3rd)

July 3rd, Monday night we are summoning our inner patriotic demons to march forth and play music for the glory of the freedomland! Nothing says “Merica” More than fireworks, alcoholic beverages, and dancing in the street to some of the finest and funkiest musicians in town. Show starts and 9PM and stay after for the fireworks display!

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Jun
17
to Jun 18

Rose Festival in State Center Iowa

  • The Punching Pandas (map)
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The people have spoken and the tyranny has been broken, we are officially coming to State Center! The audible sex-funk we will be playing for the Rose Festival will delight the women, inspire the men, and bring dance-able relief to all the down-trodden! At 8PM the foreplay begins as the horns will fire off the show, don’t miss out this is the biggest, wildest, most outrageous party in town! (Besides Craig’s Bonfire, but that’s not for a f ew more months and Craig’s F***in crazy man.)

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Jun
16
5:30 PM17:30

Friday Loo in Waterloo Iowa

Look out Waterloo, we are coming in hot and sweaty and ready to play! We know for a stone cold, certified, science-based fact that the town of Waterloo has never had the funky licks played in their streets before and we are excited to be their first! We promise to be gentle, attentive, and not quit until you’ve had your fill! Show starts at 5:30PM, let’s goooo!

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