Story City, we are coming to you! Are you as excited and as scared as we are? Our changing bodies make us insecure but we really want to perform well for you so you’ll like us! Let’s drink the beer garden dry and after the show let all the zoo animals loose in the city! Pandamonium!

Note: To the one drunk fella who repeatedly, beratingly, and violently demanded Country music from us last time we were there, we still don’t do a whole lot of Country songs. Please broaden your musical horizons and/or learn how to act like a decent human being instead of a hot pile of human garbage. Thanks!